The Furroslav Republic of Beroslavakia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 916 million Beroslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryonovsk City. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beroslavakian economy, worth 64.1 trillion Beroslav Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,014 Beroslav Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and it is said that a Beroslavakian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beroslavakia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beroslavakia is ranked 192,094^th in the world and 359^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 9.48 Obesity Rate.