The Furroslav Republic of Beroslavakia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.089 billion Beroslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryonovsk City. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beroslavakian economy, worth 82.8 trillion Beroslav Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,026 Beroslav Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, childhood friends of President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beroslavakia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Beroslavakia is ranked 47,485^th in the world and 91^st in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,800.6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.