The Free Land of Royali is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning eagle population. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.989 billion Royalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The strong Royalian economy, worth 117 trillion resns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,841 resns, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, the default state for Royali is default, the Royalian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, and Royali has designated Floyali as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royali's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Royali is ranked 87,569^th in the world and 118^th in Starlight for Rudest Citizens, with 59.95 insults per minute.