The Free Land of Royali is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.431 billion Royalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The strong Royalian economy, worth 76.1 trillion resns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,146 resns, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, the default state for Royali is default, the Royalian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, and Royali has designated Floyali as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Royali's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Royali is ranked 81,217^th in the world and 103^rd in Starlight for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.07 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.