The Most Seraphic Union of The Utopia Dynasty is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 960 million Utopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Maximus. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Utopian economy, worth 79.2 trillion Utopian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 82,516 Utopian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Utopia Dynasty's national animal is the Hyaena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Utopia Dynasty is ranked 15,142^nd in the world and 62^nd in Starlight for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.