The Nya of MLGDogeland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.55 billion Doges have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 8,708 trillion 2 Gold and 1 Horses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 469,458 2 Gold and 1 Horses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is John Starlight.

MLGDogeland is ranked 209,966^th in the world and 158^th in Starlight for Largest Black Market, with 414 billion Standard Monetary Units.