The Partial Monarchy of Triren is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Aberdeen Árgeirsson Gozelinus VII with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 11.823 billion Trirs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Åsgård. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The powerhouse Trir economy, worth 896 trillion Triren Krona 𝕶s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 75,820 Triren Krona 𝕶s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triren's national animal is the Great Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Norse.

Triren is ranked 122,388^th in the world and 182^nd in Starlight for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.14 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.