The Holy Empire of Conyustera is a huge, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 767 million Conyusterans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Conyusteran economy, worth 20.1 trillion brazen cogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 26,221 brazen cogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and the last thing Conyusteran soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conyustera's national animal is the lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Conyustera is ranked 30,317^th in the world and 133^rd in Starlight for Nicest Citizens, with 20.14 average smiles per day.