The Democratic Republic of Glustlandia is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 325 million Glustlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Glustlandian economy, worth 28.1 trillion Glust coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 86,557 Glust coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime is totally unknown. Glustlandia's national animal is the Glust bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Glustlandia is ranked 55,954^th in the world and 134^th in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 51,101.65 Standard Monetary Units.