The Dictatorship of Drenth Islands is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 407 million Drenth Islanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nofreedomia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The Drenth Islandian economy, worth 20.5 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,369 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', even snitches get stitches, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drenth Islands's national animal is the naked mole-rat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Drenth Islands is ranked 252,438^th in the world and 5,746^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.44 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.