Largest Populations: 161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 568th
The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Ibrahim Kali
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Population42.184 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar

The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.184 billion BItelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,935 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,704 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and BItelandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 262,790th in the world and 6,946th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -27.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 568thBest Weather: 748thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,235thNicest Citizens: 1,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,402ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,617thSafest: 1,655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,691stHighest Economic Output: 1,911thMost Developed: 1,986thLowest Crime Rates: 2,218thHighest Food Quality: 2,223rdMost Influential: 2,413thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,738thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,816thMost Cultured: 2,829thMost Inclusive: 2,837thMost Pacifist: 2,905thHealthiest Citizens: 2,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,474thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,526thSmartest Citizens: 4,380thLargest Governments: 5,657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,856thMost Efficient Economies: 7,499thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,234thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,354thMost Devout: 11,831stTop
Most Patriotic: 13,258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,646thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,960thHighest Average Incomes: 18,125thMost Income Equality: 24,065th
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 152nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 207th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 303rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 397th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 483rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 524th in the regionLargest Black Market: 600th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BIteland was endorsed by The Demilitarized Stratocracy of Shackleduck.
  • : BIteland was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Tropentarn.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, BItelandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the nation's smallest Kangarooball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, tabloids coo over Ibrahim Kali's expected child.


World Assembly

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