The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.184 billion BItelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,935 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,704 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and BItelandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : BIteland was endorsed by The Demilitarized Stratocracy of Shackleduck.
- : BIteland was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Tropentarn.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, BItelandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, the nation's smallest Kangarooball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, tabloids coo over Ibrahim Kali's expected child.
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