The Dairy Fairy of Fujai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Statsrådet with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.017 billion Fujar are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keiserholde. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fujansk economy, worth a remarkable 3,466 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,546 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statsrådet is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, a passport is literally priceless, Statsrådet has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. Fujai's national animal is the caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fujai is ranked 324,991^st in the world and 2,612^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.