The People's Republic of Guitermot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cassius Dux with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.301 billion Guitermotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caprae City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guitermotian economy, worth 761 trillion mots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 120,829 mots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Cassius Dux's portrait, all guns must be registered, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guitermot's national animal is the markhor goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guitermot is ranked 5,646^th in the world and 89^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.54 law-abiding acts per hour.