The Authoritarian Wrath of Anglo-Franco Union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Arcturus Delcroix Orion with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.445 billion Anglos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Éternité. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Angloian economy, worth 525 trillion Francois a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,412 Francois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 439,500 per year while the poor average 41,957, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Anglos are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, political activists are routinely executed, and mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anglo-Franco Union's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is Atheist.

Anglo-Franco Union is ranked 83,300^th in the world and 1,609^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.