The Generally Free Land of Stustu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lois Pyudershmit with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.353 billion Stustuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyotrgrifen. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stustuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion stewies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 181,779 stewies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stustu's national animal is the talking dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Hawaiian Pizzaism.

Stustu is ranked 279,995^th in the world and 288^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -339.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.