The Respùblica of Kiyadimundika is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Chancellor Cyprien Trémaux with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The quiet, industrious population of 15.017 billion Kiyadis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azzamaret City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kiyadi economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,364 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, untold millions of crowns are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiyadimundika's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kiyadimundika is ranked 75,369^th in the world and 65^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,690.23 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.