Most Influential: 266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 600thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 806th
The Puddle of
Democratic Socialists
Peace and Equality
WA Delegate / Minister of Domestic Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Socialist Platypus

Population4.683 billion

LeaderRobert Plater


The Puddle of Socialist Platypus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Plater with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.683 billion Platypusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typus. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Platypusian economy, worth 670 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,151 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and Socialist Platypusian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Platypus's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

Socialist Platypus is ranked 2,181st in the world and 4th in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 26.92 bananas ingested per day.

Most Influential: 266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 600thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 806thMost Secular: 812thMost Pacifist: 1,219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,304thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,461stSafest: 1,510thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,757thBest Weather: 1,776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,181stNicest Citizens: 2,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,492ndTop
Most Inclusive: 2,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,673rdHighest Food Quality: 3,131stMost Developed: 3,443rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,938thLargest Governments: 4,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,446thSmartest Citizens: 5,663rdMost Cultured: 6,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,757thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,718thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,391stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,926thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,419thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,058thMost Efficient Economies: 16,894thHighest Average Incomes: 17,116th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the region

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