The Federal Republic of Makka Pakka is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacy Skarbek with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.151 billion Makka Pakkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gratów. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Makka Pakkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Rakanen koronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,463 Rakanen koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Structures are raised on promises, rumor has it that Ignacy Skarbek has won three lotteries in a row, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makka Pakka's national animal is the White-tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kniewonian Catholicism.

Makka Pakka is ranked 15,531^st in the world and 41^st in Conch Kingdom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,963.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.