Most Influential: 1,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,392nd
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Sri Malawi

Population1.678 billion

LeaderMahinda Banda

AnimalThompson's Lion

The Unified Nations of Sri Malawi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mahinda Banda with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.678 billion Sri Malawians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilombo. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sri Malawian economy, worth 275 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 164,303 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, all the playground's a stage for Sri Malawian schoolchildren, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Mahinda Banda day after day. Crime is totally unknown. Sri Malawi's national animal is the Thompson's Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sri Malawi is ranked 8,864th in the world and 24th in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.68 bananas ingested per day.

Most Influential: 1,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,670thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,889thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,645thMost Developed: 7,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,580thMost Efficient Economies: 7,615thNicest Citizens: 7,625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,929thSmartest Citizens: 8,127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,251stSafest: 9,353rdMost Inclusive: 9,900thHighest Food Quality: 10,037thMost Secular: 10,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,564thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,011thHighest Average Incomes: 12,202ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,974thTop
Most Cultured: 13,352ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,118thLargest Governments: 14,177thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,429thMost Pacifist: 15,459thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,497thLowest Crime Rates: 19,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,089thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,729thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,688thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,609th
Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 37th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the region

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