The Queendom of Brangea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noamey with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.656 billion Brangeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nymia. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Brangean economy, worth 333 trillion Livres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,085 Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies, Brangea is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brangea's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brangea is ranked 9,137^th in the world and 34^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 120.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.