Most Influential: 1,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,837thMost Pacifist: 2,776th
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The Psittacines

Population2.893 billion

CapitalCity of Aves
LeaderMathieu Perroquet

AnimalSun Parakeet

The Republic of The Psittacines is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mathieu Perroquet with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.893 billion Psittacinesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Aves. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psittacinesian economy, worth 429 trillion Pellets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,356 Pellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, copyright laws have been abolished, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Psittacines' is a smash hit, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Psittacines's national animal is the Sun Parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidry.

The Psittacines is ranked 10,268th in the world and 31st in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,676.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Influential: 1,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,837thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,001stNicest Citizens: 4,104thSafest: 4,233rdBest Weather: 4,244thHealthiest Citizens: 5,238thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,531stMost Inclusive: 6,080thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,196thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,239thHighest Food Quality: 6,573rdMost Developed: 6,799thLowest Crime Rates: 7,359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,777thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,471stSmartest Citizens: 8,475thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,206thMost Efficient Economies: 9,347thLargest Governments: 10,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,497thMost Cultured: 11,769thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,949thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,905th
Most Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Psittacines' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, the Psittacinesian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
  • : The Psittacines voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psittacines, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 121 » Duby, Socialist Platypus, Pervincia, Balan Bar, Hubdova, Aelandi, Hamptoria, Liberto-Ancapistan, Primis Tenebris, Nibelia, Wakaru, Lislandia, Saraai, Nova Briton, StarGaiz, Cle Brait, Seolia, Oktadonia, Stustu, Ziroxeut, Locotima, Azaman, Aether Inc, Dyrland, Nordharz, Ropen, Daraln, Ocean Sunsets, Durntoy, Baccara, The Capitalist China Party, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Terra-Prisma, Kandronia, Paul Pasch, Padool, Sri Malawi, Novo Reslas, The Seventh German Reich, Ruotsaland, Parasano, Miraslav, New Republic of Romeo, Reptenian, Republic Of New land, Polska Empir, Empireedy, Achlos, Altareynsikht, Moskovskie, and 71 others.Celestial Flames, Terra Celtae, Kinshinsoukan, Sevbee, Jolly Industries, Adalwulf, Yummasia, Kot Unduk, Cyzixraqab, Loveable Dogs, Northshires, Galliadurm, The 7 Unions, South Blorbo, Hydrusite, Charville, Timiskrane, Red Finlandian Guard, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Lugunica, Khlachten, Non opresive German Empire, East Groland, Dennis the Goat, Taentermatown, LC Land, Horacko Federation, Unidentified-nation, Tee Googly Coffee Me, SocioLiber, Wollo, Ximavia, Koneule, Shovell, Olornia, Orlys, Ist Grald Boy, Pandorivia, Revendani, Neuber, Theocratic Disciples of Christ, Ciapore, Lashyr, Femboykhstan, Corporate Disney, UnirState, Hafsidiya, Krullefor, Falcotria, East Capitalistan, Talvi, Vapo, Mylios, Meowtremulous, Uncreative name, Kingdom of Faizan, Isparta, Free Azell, CrAcKhEaD dInOsAuRs, Azflebrigan, Thembery Argrand, Panerialand, Great Koryeo, Pasta Pirates, Adka, TraTown, Garrafismo, BlueCosmic, The Error Union, Kal Unain, and New Kyivan Rus.