The Kingdom of Terra Celtae is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Fionnbharr Ó Corráin with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.681 billion Terra Celtaeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pergius. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Terra Celtaean economy, worth 229 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,342 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, citizens worry more about a split end than their deceased parent, money grows on trees, and Fionnbharr Ó Corráin often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terra Celtae's national animal is the Fear gorta, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Terra Celtae is ranked 18,666^th in the world and 83^rd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Poor Incomes, with 81,926.32 Standard Monetary Units.