The United Kingdom of Freviani is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Countess Doris Yoder with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.206 billion Frevianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nolchester. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frevianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,894 trillion Frevis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,333 Frevis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, entomologists flock to Nolchester for its remarkable gadfly population, three extra hay bales are rolled into Freviani's gold vaults every year, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freviani's national animal is the dovedog, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Freviani is ranked 324,143^rd in the world and 87^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.84 on the Bus Surprisal Index.