The Holy Land of Non opresive German Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by emperor Alan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.331 billion Non opresive German Empireans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Non opresive German Empirean economy, worth 87.5 trillion lakes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,740 lakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Non opresive German Empireans any less frightened, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Non opresive German Empire's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is judaism.

Non opresive German Empire is ranked 83,838^th in the world and 267^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,206.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.