The Flower Fields of Doge Flower is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by King Chocolate with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.091 billion Doge Flowerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookie City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge Flowerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion Doge Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,179 Doge Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, party officials are celebrating the seizure of the medians and modes of production, and the government has returned all business to private ownership. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Doge Flower's national animal is the Doge, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Doge Flower is ranked 109,333^rd in the world and 64^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Populations, with 7.09 billion capita.