The Confederacy of Cadiona is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.41 billion Cadionans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrania. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cadionan economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion ceals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,972 ceals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Cadiona. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadiona's national animal is the bluejay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cadiona is ranked 57,188^th in the world and 63^rd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 106,972.73 Standard Monetary Units.