Most Advanced Defense Forces: 954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,022ndMost Patriotic: 1,103rd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
God Emperor Chris Lodge
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Grand Order Of Lodgec

Population1.211 billion

CapitalD'Hara
LeaderGod Emperor Chris Lodge
FaithLodgetian

CurrencyVirgins
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Chris Lodge with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.211 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'Hara. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Grand Order economy, worth 305 trillion Virgins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,169 Virgins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Order Of Lodgec's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lodgetian.

Grand Order Of Lodgec is ranked 253,508th in the world and 584th in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.51 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,022ndMost Patriotic: 1,103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,908thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,173rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,448thTop
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Most Influential: 3,097thMost Secular: 3,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,065thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,072ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,247thLargest Black Market: 5,376thLowest Crime Rates: 7,113thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,714thLargest Governments: 7,901stNudest: 8,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,340thMost Authoritarian: 9,162ndMost Conservative: 11,003rdLargest Insurance Industry: 11,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,893rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,853rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,188thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,034th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grand Order Of Lodgec was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of RNGkhstan.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.

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