Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,837thMost Influential: 3,278thMost Patriotic: 11,845th
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Red Finlandian Guard

Population910 million

LeaderOlaf Statosky

AnimalBrown Bear

The Armed Republic of Red Finlandian Guard is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Olaf Statosky with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 910 million Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almstedt. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Finlandian economy, worth 65.2 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 71,672 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and Olaf Statosky has just been declared ruler of Red Finlandian Guard in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Finlandian Guard's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Red Finlandian Guard is ranked 200,001st in the world and 452nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,837thTop
Most Influential: 3,278thMost Patriotic: 11,845thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,352ndMost Secular: 21,176thBest Weather: 21,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,195thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,242ndHealthiest Citizens: 26,548thLowest Crime Rates: 27,120thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,207thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,471st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the region

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