Most Inclusive: 134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 171stNicest Citizens: 177th
The Equatorial Bulge of
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Population8.476 billion

LeaderAlexa Downeaster
FaithBaba Yetu


The Equatorial Bulge of Lislandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alexa Downeaster with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.476 billion Lislandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hiwahiwa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lislandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,177 trillion lisles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 256,869 lisles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, money grows on trees, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. Lislandia's national animal is the harloquin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baba Yetu.

Lislandia is ranked 1,842nd in the world and 2nd in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 28.53 bananas ingested per day.

Most Inclusive: 134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 171stNicest Citizens: 177thMost Influential: 229thMost Pacifist: 277thHighest Food Quality: 284thLargest Welfare Programs: 333rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 466thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 490thMost Beautiful Environments: 498thBest Weather: 544thMost Cultured: 681stMost Advanced Public Education: 715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 808thMost Rebellious Youth: 813thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 946thLargest Publishing Industry: 957thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 975thLargest Governments: 1,022ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,028thSmartest Citizens: 1,036thMost Developed: 1,303rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,388thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,508thHealthiest Citizens: 1,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,072ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,534thTop
Safest: 2,884thRudest Citizens: 3,360thLowest Crime Rates: 3,587thHighest Average Incomes: 3,619thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,633rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,796thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,596thHighest Economic Output: 8,625thTop
Most Stationary: 16,745thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,098thMost Devout: 20,878th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionTop
Safest: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 49th in the regionMost Politically Free: 50th in the regionNudest: 55th in the region

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