The Democratic Republic of Pandorivia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Xavier with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.937 billion Pandorivians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandorivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,540 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,997 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandorivia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pandorivia is ranked 8,513^th in the world and 40^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.24 law-abiding acts per hour.