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Paul Pasch

Population11.381 billion

LeaderPaul Pasch


The Inactive Nation of Paul Pasch is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul Pasch with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.381 billion Paschans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitali. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paschan economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion celenes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,556 celenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Paul Pasch is a silly poophead, builders across Paul Pasch are blocked up with orders for new public loos, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paul Pasch's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Paul Pasch is ranked 31,382nd in the world and 102nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,189.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Best Weather: 673rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,411thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,428thMost Pacifist: 1,443rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,602ndNicest Citizens: 1,683rdMost Influential: 1,996thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,433rdSafest: 2,474thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,165thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,184thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,667thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,222ndHighest Food Quality: 4,346thMost Inclusive: 4,640thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,795thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,964thMost Devout: 7,874thMost Developed: 8,387thMost Cultured: 8,547thLowest Crime Rates: 8,866thSmartest Citizens: 10,349thLargest Governments: 11,809thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,446thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,751stHighest Economic Output: 16,380thMost Income Equality: 17,553rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,438th
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Income Equality: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the region

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