Population | 14.804 billion |
Capital | Capitali |
Leader | Paul Pasch |
Currency | celene |
Animal | penguin |
The Paul Pasch is a spoonerism of Paul Pasch is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Paul Pasch with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.804 billion Paschans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitali. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Paschan economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion celenes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,371 celenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Large sections of Paul Pasch have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paul Pasch's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Paul Pasch is ranked 7,940th in the world and 30th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 132 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paul Pasch was endorsed by The Empire of Lutwete.
- : Paul Pasch was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Republic of Fusiga.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Empire of Lutwete.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Republic of SocioLiber.
- : Paul Pasch was endorsed by The Republic of SocioLiber.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Federation of Sekleland.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Confederacy of Hamptoria.
- : Paul Pasch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 87 » Duby, Ziroxeut, Pervincia, Aelandi, Socialist Platypus, Nibelia, Seolia, Nova Briton, Liberto-Ancapistan, Lislandia, The Psittacines, Stustu, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Hubdova, Sri Malawi, Balan Bar, Kyievska Rus, Novo Reslas, Locotima, Ruotsaland, Empireedy, Loveable Dogs, Northshires, Grand Order Of Lodgec, AusValia, Vapo, Red Finlandian Guard, Great Koryeo, Olornia, Pandorivia, Azflebrigan, Delnish, Gundeldingen, The Celtics, Happiville, Cassinea, Isolon, Rehavia-Nayot, Boratstans, Vioxa, Grachevia, The Moon Raven, VegeTotia, Beshyae, Heskurik, El Blurkistan, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Benanko, Glentaurius, and 37 others.Mudreuque, United Corperations, Makka Pakka, United Taco Nation, Athlanthean, NZ Land, Posadastan, Kiyadimundika, Valles Marineris Mining co, Polacianth, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Ciapore, DexterBurg, Slavic Lurkers, Greater Burmaria, Azaman, Buyo, Lycom, Aeonic, Reslania, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Kaimalia, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, New Sker, Bethesda Scamville, Anarchic Parrot, Charville, La Sangre subio, Doge Flower, Vanela, United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom, SocioLiber, Krute Empire, and Lutwete.