Most Influential: 415thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,540thMost Armed: 3,602nd
The Superior Than You Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I always win.
Atrio Gosduo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.344 billion

LeaderAtrio Gosduo


The Superior Than You Empire of Ziroxeut is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Atrio Gosduo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.344 billion Ziroxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cellent. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ziroxeutian economy, worth 854 trillion zyxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,991 zyxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, even snitches get stitches, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ziroxeut's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Murderism.

Ziroxeut is ranked 20,811th in the world and 77th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 6,990.79 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 415thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,540thTop
Most Armed: 3,602ndMost Patriotic: 4,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,523rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,708thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,475thLargest Black Market: 5,781stMost Devout: 7,662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,393rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,438thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,991stMost Developed: 12,545thHighest Average Incomes: 13,348thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,245thLargest Governments: 16,671stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,881stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,717thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,985thMost Efficient Economies: 20,017thMost Authoritarian: 20,755thLargest Retail Industry: 20,811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,736thSmartest Citizens: 21,879thLowest Crime Rates: 26,177thHighest Economic Output: 26,610th
Most Armed: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the region

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