The Empire of Empireedy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Evangeline Miller with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.418 billion Empireedyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haphis City. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Empireedyian economy, worth 63.2 trillion shells a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,604 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Haphis City to enjoy their national art, sex changes are routinely performed at Empireedy's hospitals, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empireedy's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gramessis-Ventarido-Diaspora.

Empireedy is ranked 29,037^th in the world and 133^rd in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.38 bananas ingested per day.