Population | 7.446 billion |
Capital | Ceh |
Leader | Simion Pavel |
Faith | Tagramism |
Currency | Rova |
Animal | Red Panda |
The Great State of El Blurkistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Simion Pavel with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.446 billion Blurks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceh. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Blurkic economy, worth 959 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,855 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown. El Blurkistan's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tagramism.
El Blurkistan is ranked 130,819th in the world and 259th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.66 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : El Blurkistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
- : El Blurkistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : El Blurkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
- : El Blurkistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 75 » Ziroxeut, Socialist Platypus, Duby, Hubdova, Pervincia, Novo Reslas, Sri Malawi, Vapo, Stustu, Liberto-Ancapistan, Lislandia, Nibelia, Empireedy, Nova Briton, Paul Pasch, Red Finlandian Guard, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Balan Bar, Loveable Dogs, Olornia, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Pandorivia, The Psittacines, Northshires, Happiville, The Celtics, Rehavia-Nayot, Cassinea, Azflebrigan, Grachevia, The Moon Raven, Reslania, Boratstans, Beshyae, Gundeldingen, Ruotsaland, Vioxa, Isolon, DexterBurg, VegeTotia, Heskurik, Great Koryeo, Aelandi, Tingham, Kiyadimundika, Nova Cameroon, Glentaurius, Benanko, Makka Pakka, United Corperations, and 25 others.NZ Land, Gabyl, Polacianth, Ciapore, Valles Marineris Mining co, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Slavic Lurkers, Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Makko Oko, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Charville, Aeonic, La Sangre subio, Greater Burmaria, New Sker, Kaimalia, Dapant, Doge Flower, Krute Empire, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Nu Elysium, Cannonio, and Nomia.