The Free Land of Ciapore is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Schlomo II with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.996 billion Ciaporeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taengata. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ciaporean economy, worth 197 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 39,569 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Schlomo II wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ciapore's national animal is the Druk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shaafi.

Ciapore is ranked 95,748^th in the world and 289^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 971.46 on the Gilded Widget Scale.