The Parrothead's Paradise of Tie-Died Chinchillas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Their Royal Furriness with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 14.245 billion Tie-Died Chinchillasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinchilladae. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tie-Died Chinchillasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion pelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,392 pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Tie-Died Chinchillasian lands, and trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tie-Died Chinchillas's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chichi.

Tie-Died Chinchillas is ranked 7,731^st in the world and 23^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,257.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.