Largest Welfare Programs: 1,562ndBest Weather: 1,602ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,612th
The Tropical Smoothie of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live The Tangerine!
Bit Foxling
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.315 billion

LeaderBit Foxling

Currencyф Floofybitcoin
AnimalFoxlington Terrier

The Tropical Smoothie of Floofybit is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.315 billion Floofybits are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The all-consuming Floofybitian economy, worth 350 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 105,651 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Foxism.

Floofybit is ranked 95,426th in the world and 210th in Refugia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 80.12 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,562ndBest Weather: 1,602ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,014thLowest Crime Rates: 2,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,347thMost Devout: 2,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,466thTop
Most Authoritarian: 2,783rdMost Influential: 2,982ndMost Patriotic: 3,021stMost Pacifist: 3,100thSafest: 3,277thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,768thNicest Citizens: 4,018thHealthiest Citizens: 4,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,406thMost Conservative: 6,658thLargest Governments: 7,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,025thMost Income Equality: 9,500thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,894thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,621stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,577thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,088thHighest Food Quality: 20,591stMost Developed: 20,944thMost Extreme: 24,534th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Income Equality: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the region

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