The Republic of Aelandi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dima Tritja Дима Тритя with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.703 billion Aelandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krinac Кринас. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aelandian economy, worth 432 trillion Aelandian Schillings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,899 Aelandian Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelandi's national animal is the Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aelandi is ranked 33,512^th in the world and 154^th in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.56 bananas ingested per day.