The Great Empire of Roomengoo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Roomengoo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.912 billion Roomengoos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roomengoo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Roomengoo economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion Libras a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,758 Libras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 832,011 per year while the poor average 52,551, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roomengoo's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universal Church of the Creator's Kingdo.

Roomengoo is ranked 8,145^th in the world and 117^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.34 law-abiding acts per hour.