The Single-Party Democracy of Derphurristan is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Premier Krukov with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.329 billion Derphurristanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirv City. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Derphurristanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,261 trillion Nukoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 271,523 Nukoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derphurristan's national animal is the Bunny Girl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Derphurristan is ranked 327,592^nd in the world and 884^th in Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.89 on the Kitten Softness Rating.