The Kingdom of Cheolwa is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 686 million Cheolwanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Cheolwan economy, worth 28.5 trillion Cheolwan Won a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,567 Cheolwan Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cheolwa's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheolwa is ranked 143,120^th in the world and 2,579^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 569.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.