The Suspicious Minds of The Realizer is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.974 billion Realizerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathrow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Realizerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,908 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 319,391 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,971,152 per year while the poor average 22,458, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Realizer's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Realizer is ranked 333,715^th in the world and 290^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.61 law-abiding acts per hour.