Largest Welfare Programs: 2,662ndMost Devout: 2,719thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,142nd
The Federated Sacrosanct Com Rep of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The Abode of Love & Passion
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Safiloa

Population2.694 billion

CapitalPonaiga
LeaderThe Tetrarchic Council of Gohuls
FaithAkhishi Mazdakism

CurrencyLulu ȴ
AnimalSafiloan Roseate Peafowl

The Federated Sacrosanct Com Rep of Safiloa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Tetrarchic Council of Gohuls with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.694 billion Safiloans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponaiga. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Safiloan economy, worth 248 trillion Lulu ȴs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 92,401 Lulu ȴs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather in Ponaiga is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, every workday begins with group therapy, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safiloa's national animal is the Safiloan Roseate Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Akhishi Mazdakism.

Safiloa is ranked 28,843rd in the world and 40th in Eurth for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,450.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,662ndMost Devout: 2,719thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,142ndMost Pacifist: 3,274thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,596thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,627thSafest: 3,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,603rdBest Weather: 5,112thMost Inclusive: 5,299thNicest Citizens: 5,933rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,073rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,598thHighest Food Quality: 6,758thMost Cultured: 6,849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,456thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,771stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,949thLowest Crime Rates: 11,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,453rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,887thMost Primitive: 12,851stHealthiest Citizens: 13,646thTop
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Most Influential: 13,783rdLargest Governments: 13,999thMost Income Equality: 18,009thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,347thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,682ndSmartest Citizens: 23,439th
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Safiloa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, the weather in Ponaiga is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Safiloa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.

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