The Emerald Forest of Eryndlynd is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Archdruid Eryx with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.845 billion Eryndians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eryndhar. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eryndian economy, worth a remarkable 5,453 trillion eryndollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,712 eryndollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime is totally unknown. Eryndlynd's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is druidry.

Eryndlynd is ranked 1,262^nd in the world and 20^th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 237.52 quips per hour.