The Mysterious Black Hole of Roless is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The High Queen of Roless with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.293 billion Rolessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atchta. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolessian economy, worth a remarkable 9,022 trillion Rezzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 553,752 Rezzats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronomers are flocking to Roless to take advantage of its clear night skies, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Funkyism.

Roless is ranked 306,716^th in the world and 282^nd in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -20 on the Clooney Contribution Index.