The Eco-Totalitarian Cyberocracy of Ecologist Hegemony is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Part·e with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 9.425 billion Ecologist Hegemonyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cit·e. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecologist Hegemonyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,335 trillion Green Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 353,898 Green Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Ecologist Hegemony's beaches, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and citizens wouldn't recognise The Part·e if they passed one another on the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecologist Hegemony's national animal is the Greta Thunberg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Party.

Ecologist Hegemony is ranked 328,033^rd in the world and 263^rd in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.