The Eco-Totalitarian Cyberocracy of Ecologist Hegemony is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Part·e with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 9.546 billion Ecologist Hegemonyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cit·e. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecologist Hegemonyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,413 trillion Green Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 357,599 Green Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, a Forest Tourist Association survey has rated Ecologist Hegemony #1 for number twos, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecologist Hegemony's national animal is the Greta Thunberg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Party.

Ecologist Hegemony is ranked 872^nd in the world and 14^th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 276.94 quips per hour.