The Eco-Totalitarian Cyberocracy of Ecologist Hegemony is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Part·e with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.19 billion Ecologist Hegemonyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cit·e. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecologist Hegemonyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion green coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 248,080 green coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Ecologist Hegemonyian satellites can detect it, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and citizens can freely debate whether The Part·e is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecologist Hegemony's national animal is the Greta Thunberg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Party.

Ecologist Hegemony is ranked 403^rd in the world and 4^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 209.52 law-abiding acts per hour.