The Commonwealth of Greater Morvonia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johnston Fitzwarren with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.115 billion Greater Morvonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constitution. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Greater Morvonian economy, worth 821 trillion Morvonian Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 90,148 Morvonian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Morvonia's national animal is the Bothrops morvoniae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Greater Morvonia is ranked 274,335^th in the world and 178^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 6.47 Obesity Rate.