The Sovereignty of Vantser is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Mostafersen with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.716 billion Vantserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanhattan. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vantserian economy, worth 890 trillion Vuans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 132,534 Vuans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Vantserian diplomacy is by the book, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Vantser, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime is totally unknown. Vantser's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Vantser is ranked 268,041^st in the world and 243^rd in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 81.54 percentage of bribes refused.