The United Sovereign Queendoms of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.358 billion Rhodeve are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 5,420 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,129 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Rhodeve schools, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 2,055^th in the world and 31^st in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 258 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.