The United Sovereign Queendoms of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.723 billion Rhodeve are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 5,577 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,187 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 324,987^th in the world and 246^th in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.85 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.