The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by -VACANT- with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.54 billion Ownzoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 5,734 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 266,205 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable. Crime is totally unknown. Ownzone's national animal is the Cow Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 9,618^th in the world and 96^th in Forest for Nicest Citizens, with 32.15 average smiles per day.