The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by -VACANT- with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.108 billion Ownzoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 5,568 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 263,810 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific ethics are on the chopping block, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Ownzonean mussels the biggest in Forest, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and posters on 'Ownzonean Values' advise against being proud of Ownzone. Crime is totally unknown. Ownzone's national animal is the Cow Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 4,213^th in the world and 26^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.78 law-abiding acts per hour.