The Alföldi People's Republic of Ypogegrammeni is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grigoris Lambrakis with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 26.417 billion Ypogegrammeniots enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiryns. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Ypogegrammeniot economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion drachms a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,712 drachms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Three extra hay bales are rolled into Ypogegrammeni's gold vaults every year, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ypogegrammeni's national animal is the ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is its national religion.

Ypogegrammeni is ranked 308,925^th in the world and 255^th in Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.