The Enigmatic Idiosyncracy of Jutsa is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ja Luıñaí with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory vegetarianism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.333 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seîweĭ and Cùxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 5,726 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 245,438 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,195,620 per year while the poor average 29,034, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

A certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, the swagger of covering up is unparalleled, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, and all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 306,970^th in the world and 265^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 1.82 Obesity Rate.